When you’re at the mall and constantly look for the little overt symbol next to someone’s head
When your late for work and think “/burstrun”
When you refer to your home as your “declared residence”
(Via WeeZ)
When you’re watching the Discovery Channel special on Komodo Dragons, and you think “Hey slinking voritor hunters!”
When you’re at a club watching someone dance and wonder why your battle fatigue is not healing
When you see a stray dog and wonder if it’s agro
When you greet your friends with “Whatsup Baz Nitch?”
When you start calling your underwear “hot pants”
When you go outside and worry about being TEF’d
When you go to the grocery store and start looking for Jawa Beer and Angerian Fishak
When someone pisses you off, your first thought is “I could kick this guy’s butt in a duel!”
When you get a headache and start searching for a stimpack
When you see a hot chic walk by and think “fuck, she’d look good in a revealing fleshwrap”
When you point at an ant bed and tell your pet cat to attack the lair
When you accidentally call your pet cat a bearded jax
When you start asking complete strangers for muon gold
When you’re at the doctor’s office and you ask if you can get a full buff
When you leave for lunch and tell your co-workers “I’ll be AFK for a bit”
When your spouse starts to look like a mountain squill
When the “you’ve been aggroed” music pops in your head everytime your boss walks towards you
When you try to figure out the creature level of your dog versus the creature level of your neighbors dog
When you try to get your steak knife sliced
When you start lookin for clothing attachments to put in your jeans
When you go to a McDonalds and ask them what the OQ is of the hamburger meat is
When you watch a movie and start shouting because a character went way over his 250 skill points
When you refer to your family car as the Landspeeder and the weekend driver as your swoop
When you are stuck in traffic and think to yourself, ‘stupid lag
When you are out on the dance floor at a club and actually immitate the dance moves you’ve seen playing the game
When you are out walking your dog and it stops to sniff something, and you start yelling “FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW” over and over again
When you’re sitting at the bus stop looking for someone to duel
When you cook something and hope you don’t get a critical failure
When you’re cooking and you reach for a spice thinking “how many experiment points should I use?”
When you’re walking uphill, and wondering if you can free up some skill points for more terrain negotiation
When you’re putting on deoderant and thinking “mask scent”
When managment changes your job description, and you start crying “nerf”
When you get out of the shower in the morning and style your hair like your characters just to see what it would look like
When your watching a movie with a dark seen and momentarily think to press CNTR + L on the remote
When you’re driving to work and you see the waypoint marker over it
When you talk in /tells in real life
When you go deer hunting and wonder why your friends won’t group with you
When you would do what your boss says, but you know you’d only get a junk item and 50 credits
When walking in the park, you wade through a stream, even though a bridge is right there
You ask your chemistry professer about inert petrochemicals
You have a car crash, thinking you can drive (and walk) through other “players”
Your vision is perfect at monitor range, but if you get any further than that, you can’t see worth poo
When you get undressed at night and wonder why your clothes are in a pile on the floor and not standing agaisnt the wall where you took them off
When you go and punch your bosses’ worst enemy to gain better faction points with him
When youre in a bar and some dude starts with you wand wants to take you outside but you inform him that you are not Overt and there are no recruiters around
when you think the hair on your head is not only enough, you start moaning like a wookiee to see if you grow more hair
When you start going out with a hot chick and you act like a smuggler.
When you ask a hairstylist to make you fat
When you download the entertainer music for free and they still dont get any /tips from you
When you think western union is bank tipping
When you think a cow or moose is an ikopi
When you go to an ATM machine, and think that you’re on the wrong planet because you can’t access your stash
When someone mentions 420 and you think they’re talking about shadowpaw.
When you wonder why /mount didn’t unlock your car door
When you see a hideous fat chick on the dance floor and immediately think that the nightsisters let out the rancors again.
When watching the movie leviathon, wonder if he’s coming back to play or not.
When seeing your monthly power bill, reminds you to pay maintenance on your house/harvs
When instead of laughing you shout ‘lol’
When you’re in a bar and don’t want to buy someone a drink because you’re a afraid of getting a TEF and being booted
When you see a bird and wonder how high the OQ of it’s meat is
When everytime you see your friend, you think ‘radial menu, 4’
When you think you can win a fight in real life because all you have to do is use a knockdown move and minutes later, you get up from the floor and think, I should have kited him… And search for your Muon and a Doc to buff you
When you try to pronounce PWNED
When a CSR suggests that you should either go to sleep or go outside and take a look at the real world
When you hear birds and think of Fynoks
When you get excited in RL and barely stop yourself from yelling ‘WOOT!’
When you discover you have tendonitis in your ?Nostromo-Game-Pad-hand? (as opposed to the ?mouse-hand?), and remark ?this is almost as bad as Diablo II!?
When you don?t feel embarrassed any more about telling co-workers you are going home to play with your wookiee.
When you have to stop yourself from saying things like *grin* *lol* or *newbie* out loud.
When you find yourself having serious discussions about the state of the Star Wars economy.
When you start thinking 16 year olds are fun to hang out with.
When you accidently /wookieeroar in a meeting
When you call all your friends by their star wars names.
When you?ve stopped being embarrassed when people ask ?what do you do with your free time??
When you think baby rancors are cute. And baby graul maulers are cuter.
When you talk to your wife while hitting the the Mic on button for Teamspeak.
When you hear battle music when driving your car
When my cat doesn’t listen and I yell “trick” or “trick2”
When you want to go out and say let’s go to the ‘cantina’ instead of ‘bar’
When people start to wonder what you mean by TEF
When your g/f says your spending enough time with her and you tell her /setperform
When you wake up in the morning for work and your to tired from sleeping, so you hit snooze and doze off looking for a dancer to give you a mind buff
When you wake up in the morining with a hangover and you think of it as a Downer
When your cat dies, and you try to use a vitality pack
When you realize that you can’t hold 50 items in your pockets
When you realize that you have more than a 10 minute layover in theed, I mean denver
When you naturally start slowing down while walking uphill
When you think about getting a laptop just so you can play 2 characters at once.
When you have several keyboard layouts for diffrent keyboards
When somebody hits you, you feign death
When you try to slice your remote to get more TV channels
When you actually get more channels because you sliced your remote
When you can correctly estimate the time (to the second) of travel from 1 place to another using a shuttle, all 3 vehicles, varouis types of mounts, and walking
When you cant capatilize puncutate or sepll anymore, because if you puch the left arrow your character will move
When you gave up all your language skills, because you speak Ryl, Zabrak, Sherwook, and all that fun stuff fluently
When you know all the names of the languages
When you’re about to correct my spelling of sherwook
When you can spell “dathomir”
When you understand this…WTB A GSP PST
When you say /sigh as opposed to actually sighing in real life
When you see a nerfball in the toy section and automatically start laughing “heh, nerf!”
When you stare at your closet wishing you had a cute revealing bikini and matching mabari armor leggings
When your doing your homework, you think “I wish i could macro this”, and “how much more exp u need to graduate”
When you are watching Lord of the Rings: Return of the King with your brother and when Frodo and Sam are fighting Shelob you can only sit and think… “Holy shit that’s a huge Gaping Spider Queen!”
When you wish you could put a flame DoT on your boss at work
When your boss comes to say something to you and you really wish you could just /afk so he will see the (AFK) symbol above your head
When you start thinking that /dance is actually kinda cool
When you realize you spend more time managing your harvesters then you do your personal finances
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