A W E S O M E. Loved it.
Dwight: “Miho. You’re an angel. You’re a saint. You’re Mother Teresa. You’re Elvis. You’re God. And if you’d shown up about ten minutes earlier, we’d still have Jackie-Boy’s head.”
http://imdb.com/title/tt0401792/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0401792/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0401792/
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“This 1883 book is without question the worst phrasebook ever written. The writer, Pedro Carolino, who was Portuguese, did not particularly speak English, nor did he have a Portuguese-English dictionary available. Instead, he worked with a French-English phrasebook and a Portuguese-French dictionary. The results, I’m sure you’ll agree, are staggering.
This text is that of a book of excerpts compiled a few years after the book was first published. Anything that looks like an error is, in fact, the way it actually appears in the book. I’ve transcribed the complete text of that book; I do not, unfortunately, have a copy of the original. I’m sure you’ll notice bits that look like typos. They’re not; that’s all part of the fun.”
http://crossroads.net/honyaku/easis/
http://crossroads.net/honyaku/easis/
http://crossroads.net/honyaku/easis/
Chick magnet!
“Experiments for NASA space missions have shown that small amounts of edible meat can be created in a lab. But the technology that could grow chicken nuggets without the chicken, on a large scale, may not be just a science fiction fantasy.
In a paper in the June 29 issue of Tissue Engineering, a team of scientists, including University of Maryland doctoral student Jason Matheny, propose two new techniques of tissue engineering that may one day lead to affordable production of in vitro – lab grown — meat for human consumption. It is the first peer-reviewed discussion of the prospects for industrial production of cultured meat.”
http://www.newsdesk.umd.edu/scitech/release.cfm?ArticleID=1098
http://www.newsdesk.umd.edu/scitech/release.cfm?ArticleID=1098
http://www.newsdesk.umd.edu/scitech/release.cfm?ArticleID=1098
“So, have a major deadline looming or ripe opportunity closing and just don’t have time to waste playing Half Life 2 or checking Bloglines one last time? Well then, add Half Life 2 and Firefox to the list of programs you want to block in Temptation Blocker, set the timer for how long you want to block them and then hit the “Get Work Done!” button.
Now, everytime you try and access Half Life 2 or Firefox, you’ll get a dialog box telling you how much time you have left before you can access that program. During this blocked time, you can’t access those programs. You also can’t access Temptation Blocker during this time without entering in a random, 32-character string. This acts as a deterrent from you getting to your program before time is up, but it also let’s you access it if you really need to. (Note: During the blocked time, your Windows Task Manager is also disabled, in an attempt to save your from yourself and a quick Ctrl-Alt-Del. If you don’t like that idea, then you probably shouldn’t download the software).”
http://www.webjillion.com/archives/2005/08/01/free-software-temptation-blocker
http://www.webjillion.com/archives/2005/08/01/free-software-temptation-blocker
http://www.webjillion.com/archives/2005/08/01/free-software-temptation-blocker
My so called life* 