When you’re at the mall and constantly look for the little overt symbol next to someone’s head
When your late for work and think “/burstrun”
When you refer to your home as your “declared residence”
(Via WeeZ)
Continue reading “You've been playing SWG *too* long…”
Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they have to compose a sentence in English with three main words: “green”, “pink” and “yellow”.
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Weblogs suck ass. What the fuck is up with this shit? Fuck. Who the fuck cares what these people think about oatmeal or what the UN did last week? Nobody! Who reads these weblogs? Nobody! Maybe fellow weblog authors read each others weblogs out of a sense of desperation…the feeling that if they read someone else’s weblog, someone will read theirs. It’s kindof like cooperative advertising too, people will cross-post, linking weblog entries to each other’s weblogs. How fucking pathetic is that? I hate weblogs. There are so few reasons to keep a weblog, and so many of these are fucking stupid while so few of them are legitimately non-brainfucked. The problem of course, is people. In general, people are fucking stupid, so many of the things they do are fucking stupid. I fucking hate weblogs, they are so fucking stupid.
http://mama.indstate.edu/users/bones/WhyIHateWebLogs.html
http://mama.indstate.edu/users/bones/WhyIHateWebLogs.html
http://mama.indstate.edu/users/bones/WhyIHateWebLogs.html
And sometimes you just get so sad about one thing that crying is the only thing you can do. Blue.
My so called life* 