I drove a convertible under the rain. And I felt happy.
From:
http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/hi/tft/media/001821.php
http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/hi/tft/media/001821.php
http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/hi/tft/media/001821.php
1. Men are obsessed with sex but will forego sex in order to watch football or drink beer.
2. Women are locked in a constant battle with their weight/body shape/hairstyle.
3. Career success is entirely based on your ability to impress your boss.
4. Mums are often harassed but NEVER depressed/unable to cope.
5. Any act of male stupidity (e.g. walking across a clean floor in muddy boots, putting the dog in the dishwasher, etc.) will be met with a wry smile, not genuine annoyance/anger.
6. Married men will flirt with other, younger women but NEVER act upon it.
7. Anyone with a scientific career will have a crap haircut and dreadful clothes.
8. If you work for the emergency services, you are a better person than the general population.
9. Elderly relatives NEVER suffer from senile dementia.
10. Scandinavians are, without exception, blonde and beautiful.
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Billy Houston, a Landover Baptist Senior High youth, has been sharing Jesus in the virtual gaming world for over three years. “I evangelized in Lineage 2, Everquest, Diablo, and a bunch of other games,” he says, “but I haven’t seen nearly as many people who are as open to hearing the Gospel message as I have inside the World of Warcraft.” Billy has what gamers call, a Level 57 Undead Priest with Holy Focus. “I’m also in one of the largest Christian guilds on our server,” he says. “I think the reason so many people are open to hearing about Jesus in the World of Warcraft is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don’t have any friends. I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don’t have to deal with their pathetic lives. When they hear that someone loves them, even if it is just the Lord Jesus Christ, they always want to hear more!.”
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html
Among the phrases offered in Trump’s voice are: “Why not answer your phone, you could be missing out on some really big business” and “You’re getting a phone call and, believe me, it better be important. I have no time for small talk and neither do you.”
wow.
http://www.textually.org/ringtonia/archives/2005/09/009958.htm
http://www.textually.org/ringtonia/archives/2005/09/009958.htm
http://www.textually.org/ringtonia/archives/2005/09/009958.htm
“Esa pretenciosidad sólo puede venir de una persona. Aquel que cree que puede decidir lo que es bueno para los demás”
Te quiero, Jorge :D.
The first photoblog I come across that is actually worth looking at.
http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/
http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/
http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/
My so called life* 
