My so called life*

“This article about meat in the city will start between the most superficial of resemblances; on the left, a diagram of cuts of meat, of the type often exhibited at state fairs and in (vanishing) butcher’s shops. On the right, a diagram of Manhattan neighborhoods, of the type exhibited in guidebooks for tourists or (proliferating) apartment brokers’ offices. These are two very different things that merely look the same, aren’t they?”

http://www.meatpaper.com/articles/2007/0528_meatropolis.html
http://www.meatpaper.com/articles/2007/0528_meatropolis.html
http://www.meatpaper.com/articles/2007/0528_meatropolis.html

dies before you leave the airport!

1. Make other people panic, telling them the new plane is just the same old one.
2. Bet about how many people are not gonna board the new plane.
3. Watch couples start fighting because they have nothing better to do.
4. Unplug all the vending machines and watch people trying to use them. Then collect their money. (Actual count is 18 €).
5. Listen to music, surf the internet, relax and enjoy. The world is like a big big brother.

It’s not about what people say or think, it’s about not being flawlesly perfect.

Winners lose too. That’s the beauty of the game.

Tracy Turnblad: I think I’ve kind of been in a bubble… thinking that fairness was gonna just happen. It’s not. People like me are gonna have to get up off their fathers’ laps and go out and fight for it.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0427327/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0427327/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0427327/

People danced on their way out of the movies. Awesome.

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We used to talk about him a lot. Now he sleeps next to my bed. And wakes me up. And I used to think it was the coolest thing ever. And now I hate him.

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PS: I still think it’s the coolest thing ever. :*

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Now, prepare to die.

“Es necesario mantener un equilibrio entre la seguridad de las personas y que no roben”
Pistolman, el guardián entre las obras.