Five ineffective responses to bullies:
1. Be assured that my imaginary friend, Prof. Pickles, will be hearing about this.
2. I trust you’re prepared to pay any medical deductible?
3. I have every confidence I’ll heal in time for band camp.
4. No. Actually, I pee myself when I’m feeling really confident.
5. Might my plaintive weeping soften your heart?
I’m gonna start doing that. Amusing.
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