My so called life*

Bralwers: Why would a sentient being not be able to get up when dizzy kd, but critters can?
Devs: It does something else to critteres, but i cant tell you what because im bold faced lying.

Carbineers: What do all our status effects do?
Devs: *Recites word for word what is found in ctrl s even when some of the things are quite plainly just wrong*.

Combat Medics: Please for the love of god dont nerf us
Devs: No problem, we aim to please the majority of our customer base, after all.

Commandos: We are worthless. Could the seas that are supposed to make us less worthless please work?
Devs: No.
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Joel: I don’t see anything I don’t like about you.
Clementine: But you will! But you will, and i’ll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that’s what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.

Clementine: Joel, I’m not a concept. Too many guys think I’m a concept or I complete them or I’m going to make them alive, but I’m just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don’t assign me yours.
Joel: I remember that speech really well.
Clementine: I had you pegged, didn’t I?
Joel: You had the whole human race pegged.
Clementine: Probably.
Joel: I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that.

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http://www.i4u.com/article1634.html
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http://www.i4u.com/article1634.html

(Via Gizmodo)

Im 70.21696% – Geek God

http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html
http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html
http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html

(It comes now via Neco, but it came a year ago via WeeZ and via jotajota)

Sexi: That would explain it, being that I was bussy watching the wolves commit seppuku
Me: Yeah, so sad.
Me: Did they get frisbees at the end of the game?
Sexi: No. They would have used the basketballs, but they were too bussy handing them to the Lakers.

(<3 Sexi)

The books:

http://tinyurl.com/2p3d8
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http://tinyurl.com/2p3d8

http://tinyurl.com/2377w
http://tinyurl.com/2377w
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Amos Calloway: I haven’t seen a customer this depressed since that elephant sat on the farmer’s wife!
Amos Calloway: Depressed?
Young Ed Bloom: I just saw the woman I’m going to marry, and I lost her.
Young Ed Bloom: Now I may not have much, but I have more determination then any man you’re likely to ever meet.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0319061/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0319061/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0319061/

Bob: I don’t want to leave.
Charlotte: So don’t. Stay here with me. We’ll start a jazz band.

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