My so called life*

1. Airbags don’t always work. Depends on the impact point. Cars don’t always explode.
2. I need an eye implanted camera to sue fuckers.
3. Getting out alive doesn’t give me an adrenaline rush. The sun was not brighter, the sky was not bluer and I was not happier. Things are way more normal and way less dramatic than people seem to think. I don’t want to die at the moment. Life is good.
4. I love paintball. I want to play.
5. My gadgets can take a lot more beating than my skin can. Anakin was smart.

Status update: I’m feeling a lot better and I’m back to work now.

Lol. Gotta love the PenesamiG batteries.

http://humorsafari.com/704336/Chinese-Fake-Brands.html
http://humorsafari.com/704336/Chinese-Fake-Brands.html
http://humorsafari.com/704336/Chinese-Fake-Brands.html

The Segway Centaur. I want.

http://www.segway.com/products/centaur/
http://www.segway.com/products/centaur/
http://www.segway.com/products/centaur/

Literally.

http://www.rakuten.co.jp/plywood/322447/322448/402248/
http://www.rakuten.co.jp/plywood/322447/322448/402248/
http://www.rakuten.co.jp/plywood/322447/322448/402248/

I like it.

http://avnoy.com/alarm/flash.swf
http://avnoy.com/alarm/flash.swf
http://avnoy.com/alarm/flash.swf

Pretty cool, uh?

[…] Neither Hitler nor the Nazis, however, invented the Yellow Star as the badge of humiliation. The concept of inequitable attire for Jews dated back to the ninth century A.D. when in the Middle East Jews were forced to wear a yellow belt and tall cone-like hat. In 1215 Pope Innocent III declared that non-emancipated “Jews and Saracens of both sexes in every Christian province and at all times shall be marked off in the eyes of the public from other peoples through the character of their dress.” Other distinguishing labels or badges were instituted in Henry III’s England and Louis IX’s France. And in Austria Jews had to wear a horned hat that started out as a normal garment until declared exclusive to Jews. […]

http://www.designobserver.com/archives/023941.html
http://www.designobserver.com/archives/023941.html
http://www.designobserver.com/archives/023941.html

I got my wedding invitations. Stop stalking.

Joseph Palmi: ‘Let me ask you something… we Italians, we got our families, and we got the chuch; the Irish they have the homeland, jews their tradition; even the niggas, they got their music. What about you people, Mr. Wilson, what do you have?’
Edward Wilson: ‘The United States of America, and the rest of you are just visiting.’

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343737/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343737/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343737/