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The (ALL) Pizza Diet

http://www.slashfood.com/2005/09/26/hacking-food-the-all-pizza-diet/
http://www.slashfood.com/2005/09/26/hacking-food-the-all-pizza-diet/
http://www.slashfood.com/2005/09/26/hacking-food-the-all-pizza-diet/

Le sharp delet

“No se puede ser (ni parecer) mucho más capullo.”

http://www.prangstgrup.com/startupsound/
http://www.prangstgrup.com/startupsound/
http://www.prangstgrup.com/startupsound/

Prada Marfa

From the Press Release:

“On October 1, 2005 Art Production Fund (APF) will partner with the Ballroom, Marfa to present a permanent public sculpture titled Prada Marfa. The work will be located on the outskirts of Valentine, Texas near Marfa on desolate ranching land with no other visible trace of civilization. As one drives toward the artwork it will appear to be a large minimalist sculpture, as one gets closer it will look like a luxury boutique where a display of Fall 2005 high-heel Prada shoes and bags will be seen through the store front windows. Yet, one cannot open the door, it is a sealed time capsule and will never function as a place of commerce.”

By Michael Elmgreen and Ingar Dragset.

Names

To Use When Responding to People Who Know Your Name But Whose Names You Never Learned or are Temporarily Drawing a Blank On, In Decreasing Order of Effectiveness:

Bud
You
Guy
Man
Chief
Big Guy
My Man
My Main Man
Big Chief
My Main Big Chief Guy
Ji- am… ohn- Ste… Lou
Darlin’
Little Lady
Little Darlin’
Continue reading “Names”

Today.

I drove a convertible under the rain. And I felt happy.

Katamari Damacy Fan Cake

http://flickr.com/photos/thesingingleaf/46520513/
http://flickr.com/photos/thesingingleaf/46520513/
http://flickr.com/photos/thesingingleaf/46520513/

Hilarious

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Adverjism: The Immutable Laws Of Advertising

From:

http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/hi/tft/media/001821.php
http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/hi/tft/media/001821.php
http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/hi/tft/media/001821.php

1. Men are obsessed with sex but will forego sex in order to watch football or drink beer.
2. Women are locked in a constant battle with their weight/body shape/hairstyle.
3. Career success is entirely based on your ability to impress your boss.
4. Mums are often harassed but NEVER depressed/unable to cope.
5. Any act of male stupidity (e.g. walking across a clean floor in muddy boots, putting the dog in the dishwasher, etc.) will be met with a wry smile, not genuine annoyance/anger.
6. Married men will flirt with other, younger women but NEVER act upon it.
7. Anyone with a scientific career will have a crap haircut and dreadful clothes.
8. If you work for the emergency services, you are a better person than the general population.
9. Elderly relatives NEVER suffer from senile dementia.
10. Scandinavians are, without exception, blonde and beautiful.
Continue reading “Adverjism: The Immutable Laws Of Advertising”

H, you gotta learn from them.

[…]

Billy Houston, a Landover Baptist Senior High youth, has been sharing Jesus in the virtual gaming world for over three years. “I evangelized in Lineage 2, Everquest, Diablo, and a bunch of other games,” he says, “but I haven’t seen nearly as many people who are as open to hearing the Gospel message as I have inside the World of Warcraft.” Billy has what gamers call, a Level 57 Undead Priest with Holy Focus. “I’m also in one of the largest Christian guilds on our server,” he says. “I think the reason so many people are open to hearing about Jesus in the World of Warcraft is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don’t have any friends. I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don’t have to deal with their pathetic lives. When they hear that someone loves them, even if it is just the Lord Jesus Christ, they always want to hear more!.”

[…]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html

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