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Accipiter publicaba esto en escépticos allá por el mes de Abril. La realidad muchas veces supera la ficción.
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Ring, Ring….
Bush: ¿Mande?
Zp: Oye busch, Soy Zapatero, el nuevo presi de España.
Bush: (pregunta a su asesor tapando el auricular) Pssst, oye Frank, ¿ande coño ta España? Frank: al sur de Europa creo. Ya sabes, la república que gobernaba el tio aquel tan pelota del bigote.
Bush: ah siii, hola hombre, buenos días, felicidades y eso.
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And I will help you invading Canada.
“For instance, last spring, when an eighth-grade girl at Horace Mann School in the Riverdale section of the Bronx, sent a digital video of herself masturbating to a male classmate on whom she had a crush, it quickly appeared on a file-sharing network that teenagers use to trade music. Hundreds of New York private school students saw the video, in which the girl’s face was clearly visible, and it was available to a worldwide audience of millions.”
This is a paragraph from an article I read few days ago. Its about online bullying, and it describes some nasty episodes of adolescent cruelty. When I first read it I thought it was funny and I laughed about the stupidity of some people to put themselves in such situations.
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“>Mwhahaha. And we will rule the world.
Athletics
– Bonebreaking High Jump: the mattress surface will be inversally proportional to the jump height.
– Middle-to-long-unknown-distance running: the participants are unaware of the distance they have to run, being it between 1.000 and 10.000 meters. The race can end at any given lap.
– Ball dodging 100m sprint: judges may roll cannonballs against the runners in a random fashion.
– Ice track triple jump: self explanatory.
– Telescopic pole vaulting: poles must be telescopic and will collapse under the weight of the jumper.
– Roundabout marathon: winners of the marathon get a voucher to get their medals, 3 hours later, at the starting point. No shortcuts or any transportation method is allowed for them to get back there.
– Team throwing: One member of the team throws and other must pick up the discus, shot, javelin or hammer before it hits the ground or the throw would be void (thanks to Rafael Capit for this one).
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My so called life* 