Ugh… Do I have Asperger?
http://glennrowe.net/BaronCohen/MaleFemale.asp
http://glennrowe.net/BaronCohen/MaleFemale.asp
http://glennrowe.net/BaronCohen/MaleFemale.asp
Best movie quote ever:
“Maggie Madsen: You need to move past Fourier transforms and start thinking quantum mechanics.”
http://imdb.com/title/tt0418279/quotes
http://imdb.com/title/tt0418279/quotes
http://imdb.com/title/tt0418279/quotes
Also, probably the worst movie ever made. I loved it.
1. Gluttony, 2. Lust, 3. Sloth, 4. Vanity, 5. Anger, 6. Greed ,7. Envy.
http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6133.html
http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6133.html
http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6133.html
But of course.
“I have a really flat butt. My boyfriend read that anal sex will help make it bigger, but only if he shoots his sperm deep inside. We used to have anal sex sometimes. He always wore a condom before. Now we have anal sex and he shoots really deep inside me and i keep it there.
I think I like this even if it doesn’t make my butt biggerer. He says my butt does look bigger, but I can’t tell. Has anyone else heard of thjis? Will his sperms in my butt make it bigger?”
http://www.steadyhealth.com/Will_anal_sex_make_my_butt_bigger_-t123634-0-asc-0.html
http://www.steadyhealth.com/Will_anal_sex_make_my_butt_bigger_-t123634-0-asc-0.html
http://www.steadyhealth.com/Will_anal_sex_make_my_butt_bigger_-t123634-0-asc-0.html
1. Cash in those coins for some cash, or “folding crimp.” Make sure you bring plenty of singles, but equally important is the presence of a Benjamin, a Grant or two, some Jacksons and Hamiltons.
2. Check the fridge for a head of broccoli. A true grinder probably doesn’t know that your average bunch of broccoli comes bunched with a nice thick, rubber band.
3. Remove the rubber band from the broccoli. (Be a good person and make sure the veggies are sealed in an airtight bag when you put them back.)
4. Transfer the rubber band from the broccoli to your “cabbage,” (i.e., your gangster roll). There’s no point in doing this if you don’t put the big bills on the outside; it helps if the portrait is facing out. See why they call it “folding green?”
5. Dig your roll out of your front pocket next time you sit down at that soft seat at the $3/$6 across town. Casually whip the rubber band off, peel off a few bills and ask, “Remind me, what’s the buy in again?” Make sure the other rounders see the full array of your dead presidents.
6. Maintain an air of casual disregard for money. After all, what kind of a guy carries that kind of jack around wrapped up in an old broccoli rubber band? A poker badass, that’s the kind.
http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Gangster-Bankroll
http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Gangster-Bankroll
http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Gangster-Bankroll
“Mr. Blank stops. A new idea has entered his head, a fiendish, devastating illumination that sends a wave of pleasure shuddering through his body, from the very toes on his feet to the nerve cells in his brain. In a single instant, the whole business has been made clear to him, and as the old man contemplates the shattering consequences of what he now knows is the inevitable choice, the only choice avaliable to him from a horde of contending possibilities, he begins to pound his chest and kick his feet and shake his shoulders as he lets out a whoop of wild, convulsive laughter.”
http://tinyurl.com/2sa4lh
http://tinyurl.com/2sa4lh
http://tinyurl.com/2sa4lh
One of the coolest things ever built.
http://tinyurl.com/36phwv
http://tinyurl.com/36phwv
http://tinyurl.com/36phwv
such as:
1. Bewitched people
2. Swollen body
3. Lost lover
4. Insanity
5. Diarrhea
6. Madness
7. To make mens penis strong
8. Woman with pregnancy problems
9. Vomiting all the time
10. Misfortunes
11. Demand debts
12. Remove misunderstand with anybody
13. Court cases
14. Casino specialist
15. Bad luck
16. Customer attraction
and lots more.
http://www.clarisita.org/files/juma.jpg
http://www.clarisita.org/files/juma.jpg
http://www.clarisita.org/files/juma.jpg
Via growabrain.
My so called life* 
