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Just 2 of them are left. I will add a new quote for each one of them.
10. I’ve had a crush on you since we met. Couldn’t you tell, the way I was ignoring you?
10. I broke up with this girl, and they put me with a psychiatrist who said, “Why did you get so depressed, and do all those things you did?” I said, “I wanted this girl and she left me.” And he said, “Well, we have to look into that.” And I said, “There’s nothing to look into. I wanted her and she left me.” And he said, “Well, why are you feeling so intense?” And I said, “Cause I want the girl.” And he said, “What’s underneath it?” And I said, “Nothing.” He said, “I’ll have to give you medication.” I said, “I don’t want medication. I want the girl.” And he said, “We have to work this through.” So, at that point, I took a fire extinguisher from the casement and struck him across the back of his neck.
14. If I’d been a ranch, they would have named me The Bar None.
14. Hate is a very exciting emotion. Haven’t you noticed? Very exciting. I hate you too, Johnny. I hate you so much I think I’m going to die from it. Darling…
We were living together so before I sent him back the keys, I paid a visit to the nearest pet store. There I bought about 2 crates of feeder crickets. I let them loose in the house. Try sleeping at night to about 80 crickets making that sound, not knowing where they are!
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Step 1: Pick out 20 😛 movies you love
Step 2: Pick a quotation from said movies
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what movies the lines came from
Here go mine.
1. I think it’s kinda sexy that ***** has a portal, y’know, sort of like, it’s like, like he has a vagina. It’s sort of vaginal, y’know, like he has a, he has a penis AND a vagina. I mean, it’s sort of like… ***** … feminine side. I like that.
2. Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.
3. No, then it sounds like a male fantasy. Meet a French girl on the train, fuck her, and never see her again.
4. Depressives don’t. They want to be unhappy to confirm they’re depressed. If they were happy they couldn’t be depressed anymore. They’d have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing.
5. You’re probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
Spiderman’s Ego! Pretty.
Dedicated to the drama kings and queens.
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