http://www.kottke.org/04/08/the-google-browser
http://www.kottke.org/04/08/the-google-browser
http://www.kottke.org/04/08/the-google-browser
“>Mwhahaha. And we will rule the world.
Athletics
– Bonebreaking High Jump: the mattress surface will be inversally proportional to the jump height.
– Middle-to-long-unknown-distance running: the participants are unaware of the distance they have to run, being it between 1.000 and 10.000 meters. The race can end at any given lap.
– Ball dodging 100m sprint: judges may roll cannonballs against the runners in a random fashion.
– Ice track triple jump: self explanatory.
– Telescopic pole vaulting: poles must be telescopic and will collapse under the weight of the jumper.
– Roundabout marathon: winners of the marathon get a voucher to get their medals, 3 hours later, at the starting point. No shortcuts or any transportation method is allowed for them to get back there.
– Team throwing: One member of the team throws and other must pick up the discus, shot, javelin or hammer before it hits the ground or the throw would be void (thanks to Rafael Capit for this one).
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It’s easy:
1) You get the nearest book you can find,
2) open it on the 23rd page,
3) look for the 5th sentence,
4) and you publish it, along with this instructions.
“You think the world is going to end?”
Yummy…
My so called life* 