“Sociolotron SM features strong adult content, language and graphics and therefore no minors are permitted to this game! On the other hand, you can expect a lot of content from this game, stuff that you don’t have anywhere else: No censorship of your game play, except for legal reasons. Game elements that enable you to run around and kill monsters (yes we DO have monster bashing also), elements that enable you, to blackmail your fellow players, assassinate them, have sex, live out your darkest fantasies and even establish a lasting dynasty, for death is a reality in this game and you must be prepared to pass on your belongings to a worthy heir!”
http://www.sociolotron.com/
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http://www.sociolotron.com/
“Saneel Radia, director of integration at Chicago’s SMG Play, (which helps big advertisers like General Motors target ads toward gamers), says that advertisers shouldn’t abandon the fantasy category altogether. For instance, he says that Coke did an ad with Blizzard by using World of Warcraft characters in a commercial. Others at the conference noted that advertisers can still put ads into the fantasy games where the players communicate in an online lobby, or while they’re waiting for game scenes to play.”
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/aei/2005/07/ad_games_confer.html
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/aei/2005/07/ad_games_confer.html
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/aei/2005/07/ad_games_confer.html
Via Pandra 😉
-runs to buy some towels.
“After battle, the Spartans licked blood from their swords.”
http://whyfiles.org/164cannibal/index.html
http://whyfiles.org/164cannibal/index.html
http://whyfiles.org/164cannibal/index.html
If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
1. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
2. Use CB lingo where applicable.
3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
4. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
5. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you’re going with the lowest bidder.
6. Give them your address, exclaim “Oh, just surprise me!” and hang up.
7. Answer their questions with questions.
8. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
9. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST- EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.
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My so called life* 